My Luvahs,
I realize I havent posted in a while and I am not gettin a whollotta love for that, but you'll get over it. Really....it'll be fine. I'll try harder. This afternoon, I was GOING to post the best blog ever WRITTEN that you will LOVE, but then something happened weird and I switched from yahoo mail to blogger real quick and waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Any of you who have blogs know that sometimes, if you arent quick enough or the moons arent lined up with the planets and Michael Jackson is having a bad hair day, blogger will redirect and POOF! Your post is gone, never to be retrieved. :( All that work! This happened to me this morning (hence the outburst in the title). So now you can start loving me again, even though I havent posted since Wednesday, because I have the solution! Weeeeeeeeeee!
HOW TO RECOVER A LOST POST FROM THE TERRIBLE ABYSS! (click me! click me hard!)
I rock. :) Ok now let me get back to this blogsterpiece in between annoying "work calls". Whatever man. And then we shall have some entertainment indeed. Also, I am waiting for Naughty Nikki to send me some digital pics of our new garden! Oh my my , oh hell yes, you've got to put on that party dress! We have a rocking new garden and flower bed we built this weekend. I wept and planted pansies and cried on a particular purple pansy (allota alliteration) and now it won't grow...at least Nikki's blaming me. "Oh he's saaaaaaaaaaaaad." I love how our pansies are boys but our shrubs are female. We have a warped perspective on plant life. Anyway it's the shizzle, you'll love it. We are WHOREicultural geniuses. It's the prettiest on the block! Plus we planted HERBS. Really! All different kinds. And we're gonna put them in a pot......and cook em. ;)
Ok followers, for right now, I'm gonna head out...like a baby. ;) (get it?)
LL
I realize I havent posted in a while and I am not gettin a whollotta love for that, but you'll get over it. Really....it'll be fine. I'll try harder. This afternoon, I was GOING to post the best blog ever WRITTEN that you will LOVE, but then something happened weird and I switched from yahoo mail to blogger real quick and waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Any of you who have blogs know that sometimes, if you arent quick enough or the moons arent lined up with the planets and Michael Jackson is having a bad hair day, blogger will redirect and POOF! Your post is gone, never to be retrieved. :( All that work! This happened to me this morning (hence the outburst in the title). So now you can start loving me again, even though I havent posted since Wednesday, because I have the solution! Weeeeeeeeeee!
HOW TO RECOVER A LOST POST FROM THE TERRIBLE ABYSS! (click me! click me hard!)
I rock. :) Ok now let me get back to this blogsterpiece in between annoying "work calls". Whatever man. And then we shall have some entertainment indeed. Also, I am waiting for Naughty Nikki to send me some digital pics of our new garden! Oh my my , oh hell yes, you've got to put on that party dress! We have a rocking new garden and flower bed we built this weekend. I wept and planted pansies and cried on a particular purple pansy (allota alliteration) and now it won't grow...at least Nikki's blaming me. "Oh he's saaaaaaaaaaaaad." I love how our pansies are boys but our shrubs are female. We have a warped perspective on plant life. Anyway it's the shizzle, you'll love it. We are WHOREicultural geniuses. It's the prettiest on the block! Plus we planted HERBS. Really! All different kinds. And we're gonna put them in a pot......and cook em. ;)
Ok followers, for right now, I'm gonna head out...like a baby. ;) (get it?)
LL
5 Comments:
Forced to comment on my own blog:
phreakylee: i feel like i tasted the forbidden fruit
phreakylee: and that from now on everything else will taste like the sweat of a mule...
phreakylee: am i mixing a biblical story with midsummer nights dream???
phreakylee: or the movie, love potion number 9 with sandra bullock?
BailsNYC: HAHAHAHAH
BailsNYC: omg that cracked me up
phreakylee: tee hee-- how come :-)
BailsNYC: oh, i dont know, i just got this vision of people in natural cloths, wearing "jesus sandals", and women carrying clay pots of water, then with pixy/love dust and a forest and people sleeping and waking up all horned up and lookin for love
BailsNYC: it was a crazy, 2 millisecond mental picture
BailsNYC: hahahah
phreakylee: Yesssssssssss, incredible. sweet.
phreakylee: also...you imagined the taste of a mule's sweat. i know it.
BailsNYC: no, i replaced the mule's sweat with love dust
BailsNYC: haha
phreakylee: oh thats actually very fruity tooty of you
phreakylee: but then it defeats the point of my comment.
phreakylee: i'm ROONED as they say in b-more ;-)
BailsNYC: well, i didnt focus on the mule sweat, i focused strictly on your "am i mixing MND with a biblical story?"
BailsNYC: just that
phreakylee: well it doesnt defeat it entirely if the pixie, scuse me, ehemmm, FAIRY dust tastes like a pixie stick
phreakylee: cuz they're cool
phreakylee: and lick a sticks
BailsNYC: OY!
phreakylee: just ask Lindsay the story about the highway masterbater on her way home from Clevland who saw her eating the lick a stick and started to masterbate with his pelvis up in the air, big boner...trying to get her to pull off on the exit
phreakylee: oh and he put some porn up to the window
phreakylee: just in case she was "unclear" as to what the giant naked erection was indicating
phreakylee: i swear...the weirdest shit happens to us...especially Linzeeeee
BailsNYC: HAHAHAHAH
BailsNYC: omg
BailsNYC: that is excellent
phreakylee: tell me you've heard it
phreakylee: omg-- ill call linz
phreakylee: she must blog this
OH MY GOD!!!! Why haven't I heard about the highway masterbater?? Linz needs to blog about that!!!
The funniest detail is that he put PORN up to the window....like his penis wasn't going to cut it in making Linz horny....
Cleveland is full of white trash.
mommy PLEASE dont make me drink anymore mule sweat...i want the forbidden fruit again...i miss it.
yes, LINZ you must post this story on your blog. DO eeeeeeeet!
Actually the BEST part might SEEM like the porn on the window at FIRST...but really...it's the Lick-a-Stick. It's just typical Lindsay. Just driiiiiiiiving along, lickin that stick with fervor! She would find the weirdest person ever on the way home from Cleveland...besides her.
Okay my peoples..I will tell the cleveland story- but I'll have to do it tomorrow...not feeling well right now, must get some rest....I won't leave you hanging for too long though, no worries....
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