HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
Alan, age 10 - You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
Kirsten, age 10 - No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Ricky, age 6 - Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Freddie, age 6 - No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
Derrick, age 8 - You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Lori, age 8 - Both don't want any more kids.
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Martin, age 10 - On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
Craig, age 9 - I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
Howard, age 8 - The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
Anita, age 9 - It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
Kelvin, age 8 - There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
You bet Kelvin.
Check out this link party people. Bring back any memories?
http://www.bumwine.com
Have a fine weekend and see ya at the lanes (some of ya). Nobody f*cks with thelauralee.
8 Comments:
What is this "day of rest" shit? What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead!
Let me tell YOU something pendejo, you pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash you peice out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fuckin trigger till it goes... click.
I see for recreation, you guys pretty much do the usual...bowl, drive around, the occasional acid flashback.
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
Bummer man. Mind if I smoke a J?
Your bumwine's link cracked me up. When I had my first apartment, my roomates used to drink Wild Irish Rose. I preffered not to drink rather than drink that crap. I have no witty
"Big Lebowski" quotes to add here. Man, I really should see that movie.
Bumwine? Ouch... Those bottles look nasty. And there's something definitely wrong with wine that comes in a twistcap.
But as usual, your posts are more than entertaining, Laura Lee. Keep them coming... ;)
Thank ya...thank ya very much.
I got a bumwine story for youz hons...lemmie get to bloggin.
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