Happy Birthday Bert Wilder!!!

Hey Bloggies!

There isn't much of a story here other than the following transcript from my B-day dinner:

Waitress to LL: Need anything?
LL: Yes, may I please have another Long Island Iced Tea?
(repeat 5 x and get slurrier in your presentation; see below)


4 Tall LITS into the night...
(sorry for the picture quality, Nikki took it and she's retarded. jk!)

So where were we? oh...
{singing crowd of waiters and waitresses surround table and sing Happy Birthday song to Laura with chocolate cake in hand. Song sounded like the "Round Up" weed killer commercial from the 80's. In fact I'm sure that's what it was...}
LL (looking at cake in front of her): Excuse me...
Waitress: Yes?
LL: What...um...what does this cake say on it?
Waitress: It says, BEST WISHES!
LL: oh (pause...)
LL: Because I thought it said Bert Wilder.
{confused laughter erupts at the table}
Everyone: OMG Laura is SMASHED!
LL (holding up cake): But look!
Everyone (astonished): Oh. Yeah. It does. You're still smashed though. Shut up Bert.

So here ya go peeps...Happy BIRFday to meeeeeee! :) Sorry I couldnt open my eyes any wider for this pic. ;)



I just want to say one more thing here (in my THIRD post of the day) and that is that Lindsays blog today was so sweet and just touched my heart so much. One of these days, my blog will be a happy place for you to read about thelauralee, however for months now, it's been erratic. Mostly inappropriate (sorry that's not gonna change). Seems I'm always bellyaching over something that's keeping me from being happy. Really, the only thing that's keeping me from being happy is me. Thank you Lindsay and everyone for being such cool girlfriends. Can't we just date each other???

I love you Linz...for knowing me, for loving me back, for knowing just what I need. You're my favorite surrogate boyfriend. :) Dont get jealous girls (ehem...specifically HH...you already said today that I had to get over you since you quote GI Joe and I'm not allowed to date anyone who does that from now on including you...so deal.)

Anyway...check it out. For Lindsay, I might start loving Good Charlotte just for writing that! (maybe...)

Songs of the Day: Wow..Mix 106 is quite eclectic after the 80's Cafe at lunch is over...
Speed of Sound - Coldplay (mmmm sexy)
You'll Think of Me - Keith Urban (here's to breaking up...cheers Keith)
This is the sweetest love song! Bless the Broken Road - Rascall Flatts
*I don't even watch American Idol, but Nikki had it on last night when that hot blond chick who won sang the above love song with the dudes who sing it (though I think they might be 'country-esque'). It's simply fabulous. I'm...vaclempt.