ME. Saturday Night. Outside of Ricks in Canton. The Hulk lost her temper with the bartender.
Always wanted to be placed in cuffs by "certain" sexy Baltimore City POs. Wasn't as much fun as I imagined. He spelled like Nacho Mamas.
Thanks for the bail $ pookey.
Always wanted to be placed in cuffs by "certain" sexy Baltimore City POs. Wasn't as much fun as I imagined. He spelled like Nacho Mamas.
Thanks for the bail $ pookey.
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ARRRRGGGGHHHHH! Laura SMASH! GIVE HULK DRINK. ?I always knew we wouldn't like you when you are angry!
Let me just tell you...it was not pretty and one day I will go back to Rick's and confront that f*ck-head of a bartender who caused the Hulk to come out and SMASH!!! causing my subsequent encarceration and humiliation...and he should fear that day. I will be a changed woman by then though, much like Fat Bastard at the end of Goldmember, after the Subway diet, cept my neck won't look like a vagina...at least I don't think. (and yes...Goldmember was on last night back to back. kept it on the background as I slept one off and tried to AGAIN tackle spyware...love AP!) By the way...anyone who can teach me how to reboot in safemode so I can get this shit off my laptop, please please help me. I am going insane. I'm convinced thats why I tried to attack someone on Sat night. That and Captain Morgans.
I hate Ricks! I hate that bartender! I'm never going there again! (I doubt seriously that I would be allowed to anyway).
IDIOTS!!! GOSH!!!
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