Take this job and...LOVE it!

Don't shove it...love it folks. Love it. ;) In honor of my recent reprimanding and practical demotion and the restructuring of who is my boss now and who is not, I would like to recite this Ode to my Job. (ehem)





I LOVE MY JOB

I love my Job, I love the Pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my Boss; he's the best!
I love his boss and all the rest. (cuz there's a lot of them now!)
I love my office and its location
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray,
And the paper that piles up every day!
I love my chair in my padded cell!
There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers,
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
I love my computer and all its software;
I hug it often though it doesn't care...
I love each program and every file,
I try to understand once in a while!!
I'm happy to be here, I am I am;
I'm the happiest slave of my Uncle Sam.
I love this work: I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my JOB- I'll say it again,
I even love these friendly men...
These men who've come to visit today
in lovely white coats to take me away!!!

:) Later Bloggies...I've got work to do and the HAWKS are watching. Cacaw! Check out this inspiring article about making your ho-hum job into the job of your dreams!

Also check out this OTHER article about the probability of making monkey fly out of your butt. The later seems a bit more "doable" but thats just my opinion and I'm a peon.

Songs of the Day:
Take This Job and Shove it - Johnny Paycheck (cept he meant LOVE it)
Happy Worker - Tori Amos

ps: Happy CIVIC DAY Canada, whatever the hell that is. Enjoy your day off from the jobs YOU love so much! ;) Make sure you honor your civics (Honda Civics that is).